luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

(via happiest)

britney2007spears:

"omg girls my crush is coming"

"what should we do"

"just act normal"

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(via skyferrieira)

waltzd:

if being attracted to older men is wrong then I don’t want to be right

(via i-rishyouwerenakedniall)

bagmilk:

if only there was a way to dislike something without putting down the people who do like it

(via i-rishyouwerenakedniall)

words-of-emotion:

Good Vibes HERE
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via palmist)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via suspend)